Quote Originally Posted by Bakti View Post
Wish granted, however now a pie falls on top of you causing the heavy status for a week only removable by defeating Ramuh with a full party, sorry my bad.
I wish for every meal in the game. Oh yeah and a house I suppose, lol.
Your wish was granted. By using the <wink> <wink> secret technique learned by Templeton, you manage to convince the people in Pearl Lane to sell their unnecessary organs and acquire the necessary money to build a styling wooden house by the Oak Atrium, and hire the whole Bismarck's culinarians to create every single meal of Eorzea in the largest wooden table ever crafted.
But when you prepare to taste the best meal of your life, you accidentally sneeze and the table breaks; this causes a chain reaction that makes your whole house fall to the ground, making you regret having the children of the Acorn Orchan commission it – using uncommon Hildibrand tree logs and coblyn faeces as glue – rather than the chief carpenters.