Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[ArkAurelius]

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

Your wish has been granted, however, the game is unable to process dyed High Allagan Gear, which crashes your game and everyone who's in visual contact of your character, thus turning you into a crash Zone.

I wish for no more unskilled Players on Duty Finder and Party Finder.

[StrejdaTom]

Your wish has been granted, however, the game is unable to process dyed High Allagan Gear, which crashes your game and everyone who's in visual contact of your character, thus turning you into a crash Zone.

I wish for no more unskilled Players on Duty Finder and Party Finder.

Your wish was granted, however you are no longer allowed to use Duty Finder and Party Finder.

I wish I was a Legatus of the Garlean Empire.

[silentstack]

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

Your wish was granted, but it turns out that green - instead of pink - is the new black.

I wish for the Red Mage to make an appearance and to be implemented, soon.

[JaegerSnake]

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

your wish was granted, but now your bright pink gear is so bright and so pink that everyone turns to look at you and people falls into bottomless pits. the chocobo you're riding too.

I wish i could use my summons to clean my home. Garuda could make a fine housewife.

[LeiRevera]

Your wish was granted, but soon the server costs of an instanced house and garden for each of the 2.5million players subscribed to FFXIV:ARR begins to slowly burn a hole in Square Enix's wallet and subscription fees are raised {oops!}

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.

Your wish was granted! Only to discover that every monster in game is instantly and unbreakably aggro'd to you... That bright pink really drives them wild!!

My wish is that I could be resistant to heavy <3

[Gaelu]

Your wish was granted! Only to discover that every monster in game is instantly and unbreakably aggro'd to you... That bright pink really drives them wild!!

My wish is that I could be resistant to heavy <3

your wish was granted, but every enemy now has holmgang with a 15 second duration, that only works on you.

i wish the relic weapons weren't such a pain.

[Gwion]

I with to play with my best friend ingame in the same raid :_

Your wish was granted, however you and your best friend will become the final bosses of said raid, having to face hordes of adventurers that will try to beat the living crud out of you. And whenever you think you're going to be defeated and finally rest in peace, you'll be summoned back to life so the next group of lucky fellas can get to spank you two once more. At least you will have good drops, like the Karionsiand's spear of sexiness and the Best Friends Forever Necklace of True Friendship.

I wish I could use my Fantasia potion to turn myself into the sexy yet mysterious reptilian race Yugiri, leader of the Doman refugees, is sporting.

[SilverDjinn]

Your wish was granted, but you become Legatus of the Garlean empire garbage disposal unit.

I wish I had levin barding for my chocobo and a Ramuh primal ex mode whm weapon.

[Crystalloluminescence]

Your wish was granted, but relic weapons now give you the feeling of being tickled by a thousand feathers.

I wish I had enough gil to buy a Large House

Your wish was granted, and an illegit Gil seller reads your post and convinces you to pay him, but SQUARE ENIX finds out and takes punitive action, justice served!

I wish more people would watch cutscenes, read dialog and show an interest in their heritage, remembering the legacy that the Warriors of Light left us, so that we might answer together.

[Alexander_9211]

Your wish was granted, and an illegit Gil seller reads your post and convinces you to pay him, but SQUARE ENIX finds out and takes punitive action, justice served!

I wish more people would watch cutscenes, read dialog and show an interest in their heritage, remembering the legacy that the Warriors of Light left us, so that we might answer together.

Your wish was granted, however every time you step in for an adventure in any dungeon or trial, the other party members wait every second of the first cutscene, then start debating about the history of that particular dungeon or the religious beliefs surrounding that primal and never move a step from their starting position. You're doomed to never finish a duty anymore.

I wish my Chocobo could fly.