Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[SandWolf96]

Your wish was granted
You gain slightly less revealing armor, obscuring your entire face but leaving your body bare, save for a pair of Ixal gloves. The patrons at The Drowning Wench mistake you for a wandering beast and take up their blades to run you out of town.

I wish for the Garlean empire to lay down their arms and share their technology with the people of Eorzea.

Your wish is granted!
You get chased around all of Eorzea by a crazy Moogle that got it's hands on Magitek equipment.

I wish I had better luck with the RNG when it actually matters

[Alistera]

Your wish is granted!
You get chased around all of Eorzea by a crazy Moogle that got it's hands on Magitek equipment.

I wish I had better luck with the RNG when it actually matters

Your wish was granted. You have been blessed by the RNG gods, all your positive RNG will appear for you when it comes to medical appointments and conditions, all other luck based events in your life will be effected by negative RNG.

I wish I had a Final Fantasy Fanfest ticket...

[No2631]

Your wish was granted
I wish for the Garlean empire to lay down their arms and share their technology with the people of Eorzea.

Your wish has been granted! The Garlean Empire no longer fights the Eorzean Alliance and shares its technology with the people of Eorzea! Unfortunately, they do so because they utterly crushed the Eorzean Alliance, and what was once known as Eorzea is now New Garlea, the latest province of the Garlean Empire. And when I say "share" their technology, I mean the people of Eorzea─pardon, New Garlea─toil away in Garlean factories, creating weapons of destruction for the next conquest.

I wish I could be the tallest Lalafell to ever live.

[SetoKaiba]

I wish I could be the tallest Lalafell to ever live.

Wish granted, however you have become so tall - even taller than Bahamut himself - that you can't move, and the Spriggans of Eorzea have started worshipping your feet, digging home-holes around where you stand and planting shiny rocks within the crevices of your Lalafell toes. The Eorzean alliance took notice, mistaking you for the primal of the Spriggans, dubbed you Rado Banado, Lord of the Fuzzballs, a threat to all Hydaelyn, and have sent the warriors of light to vanquish you.

I wish I could have a pet Cactuar.

[Nocte]

Wish granted, however you have become so tall - even taller than Bahamut himself - that you can't move, and the Spriggans of Eorzea have started worshipping your feet, digging home-holes around where you stand and planting shiny rocks within the crevices of your Lalafell toes. The Eorzean alliance took notice, mistaking you for the primal of the Spriggans, dubbed you Rado Banado, Lord of the Fuzzballs, a threat to all Hydaelyn, and have sent the warriors of light to vanquish you.

I wish I could have a pet Cactuar.

Your wish was granted! Unfortunately your cactuar managed to escape your supervision one evening, and was mercilessly slaughtered by a new player who needed to meet the cactuar-slaying quota for a quest.

I wish my chocobo would move out of aoe's.

[batman]

Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, you win a High Allagan weapon the day after completing your Nexus relic. Please look forward to it.

I wish I could reach the top shelf without using a Lalafellin Step Stool.

Your legs suddenly grow to elezen-like lengths, but then people laugh at you wherever you go because you look funny.

I wish I had a Miqo'te harem unlike any other, hundreds of wonderful catgirls* (*midlanders and elezen, and token Lalafell wearing cat ears and/or maid outfits are also welcome) at my beck and call!

[karionsiand]

Your wish has been granted. But suddenly one day you will travel to fallgrouth hoat and you will fall to dalamud. The Rafflesia will eats you ... and nobody will remember you. Sorry :_

I with to play with my best friend ingame in the same raid :_

[mbncd]

Your wish has been granted. But suddenly one day you will travel to fallgrouth hoat and you will fall to dalamud. The Rafflesia will eats you ... and nobody will remember you. Sorry :_

I with to play with my best friend ingame in the same raid :_

Your wish is granted. Not only do you get to play with your best friend in the same raid but in every raid. You look down to see you and your friend have been chained together. Not only that but your friend is not very good at getting out of AoE zones and that's a VERY short chain... Oops!

I wish I could grow my own chocobo food (like thavnarian onions, krakkas and dyeing fruits) in my own instanced house+garden, away from the noisy neighbourhoods.

[Sumtingwong]

Your wish is granted. Not only do you get to play with your best friend in the same raid but in every raid. You look down to see you and your friend have been chained together. Not only that but your friend is not very good at getting out of AoE zones and that's a VERY short chain... Oops!

I wish I could grow my own chocobo food (like thavnarian onions, krakkas and dyeing fruits) in my own instanced house+garden, away from the noisy neighbourhoods.

Your wish was granted. You can now grow your own Chocobo food crops in your instanced house and garden. Unfortunately, the planting of such crops has drawn the wrath of militant Mandragoras who have ransacked your home and crop in order to "free plants from the oppression of their cruel overlords".

I wish as a Summoner I could summon much larger and more impressive Summons, rather than mere "-egi" variants.

[Firestride]

Your wish is granted. Not only do you get to play with your best friend in the same raid but in every raid. You look down to see you and your friend have been chained together. Not only that but your friend is not very good at getting out of AoE zones and that's a VERY short chain... Oops!

I wish I could grow my own chocobo food (like thavnarian onions, krakkas and dyeing fruits) in my own instanced house+garden, away from the noisy neighbourhoods.

Your wish was granted, but soon the server costs of an instanced house and garden for each of the 2.5million players subscribed to FFXIV:ARR begins to slowly burn a hole in Square Enix's wallet and subscription fees are raised {oops!}

I wish I could dye my High Allagan gear bright pink and in turn become a ballerina bard.