Grant a Wish Contest (EU) - Entry Thread

[GhostPanteraZee]

No worries, it's just hard to reply to the post above when there is no wish in it >.<

I just replied to the last wish that was made instead so all good

First time I've used this thread thingy so not used to it :P

[Galliano]

I wish I was king of all the moogles!

[Hanz]

I wish I was king of all the moogles!

Your wish is granted, however on becoming moogle king you find you are confronted by the warriors of light and turned into a mail box!

I wish I had the ability to summon leviathan.

[Akamu_Aniketos]

Your wish is granted, however on becoming moogle king you find you are confronted by the warriors of light and turned into a mail box!

I wish I had the ability to summon leviathan.

Your wish is granted, but as soon as you summoned Leviathan he casts tidal wave, flooding you and your neighbors homes, leaving you all homeless!



I wish I was a dolphin so I could finally swim in game.

[Aeliott]

Your wish is granted, but as soon as you summoned Leviathan he casts tidal wave, flooding you and your neighbors homes, leaving you all homeless!



I wish I was a dolphin so I could finally swim in game.

Your wish is granted! However a Fisher catches you with your favourite snack and desynthesises you into Fine Sand, a Water Crystal, and a goatee.

I wish for my pet wolf pup to grow up and be my companion!

[Natsu259]

Your wish is granted! However a Fisher catches you with your favourite snack and desynthesises you into Fine Sand, a Water Crystal, and a goatee.

I wish for my pet wolf pup to grow up and be my companion!

Your wish is granted, however a hunter kills him and turns him into a fashionable jacket.

I wish I could glamour Herklaedi onto my i90+ gear

[BlackAlien]

Your wish is granted, however we all know how its going ''down'' if you had the ability to summon Leviathan. You would have an unpleasant evening with that beast that has no girlfriend or boyfriend. Adept major chiefs of Japan will understand me.


I wish i could tame wild beasts with my archer so i wouldn't be all alone every night in my bed. sweaty, nervous and especially sad. Oh i can't imagine the moist, furry and cute beast to fight and sleep beside me, telling me he loves me every minute.
I don't need a Chocobo, i need a WILD CRAZY BEAST TO ASK ME FOR FORGIVENESS! Is that too much to ask?!

[Calley]

I wish I was king of all the moogles!

Your wish is granted, however Good king Moogle mog somewhat objects to a young upstart king trying to dethrone him and warps you to thornemarch ultra-mega-hard mode where he and his loyal subjects intend to give you a right royal beat down. Things are going well for you until you realise that you have me for a healer, and I can never find the right button on the controller when I'm panicking, your tanks are pansies hiding behind the arcanists who can't read their own handwriting. Rather than summoning their pets to help, you are mauled to death by a rabid carbuncle and the rest of your team are picked off by one of your own DPS members, an archer who has lost his glasses.Good king Moogle mog is so impressed with this Last standing DPSs trickery and names him king of all the moogles.

I wish my fingers would actually press the right buttons when I'm in a really tough extreme and not do the panick jelly wobble

[Calley]

Gaaaah took so long fiddling because my first answer was too many characters that someone got in there before me...hope my entry still counts

[Pugglebeard]

Your wish was granted! Although, that same day, Shantotto makes good on her promise to drop by, just to discover that everyone is speaking JUST LIKE HER. She immediately panics and fires off Black Magicks of various power in every direction leaving Eorzea torn asunder once more.

I wish Blue Mage was implemented already, just to have the satisfaction of parodying a Falcon Punch with the age-old Blue Spell Goblin Punch.