And the beauty of stationary minions is...?

[Bebekurenai]

When I got the sun minion and called it out, my first thought was "what the hell?". You poke it to change its height, it stays where it pops (=stationary) and when you walk a few feet away, it depops. So hehe, fun fun, nice one SE, I won't be using this one much I guess.
Then I went through all the combinations to get glazenuts, jutes and whatnot, to make the magic broom and the cushion.
The broom is kind of ok, at least not stationary, brushes and sweeps and is cute, but has an annoying sweeping sound to it that won't stop, worse when you move, so I end up not using that one either. All this gardening for a rather unpopular minion.
And then the cushion.
Seriously SE? A cushion that just lies on the floor, and that's it? Weeks of gardening for this? Or is there something I miss? I mean, I can't even target it, so is it supposed to be an afk-minion or something?