FF 14 jokes

[Amelia_Pond_Behemoth]

Did you ever notice how paladins always leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke.

[Micro_Machine]

An Archer, Ranger and a Bard walk into a bar.

Bard: Oh look, they're having a battle of the bands tonight.

Ranger: Shame, I can't play any songs.

Archer: Neither can I unfortunately.

Bard: Yeah..... urmm ....me neither....

[16bitBounty]

Development... anyone?

[kingatlas]

"wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?"

OMG dude that's the funniest joke in the thread so far LMFAO, I love it, you other one is pretty good too

[Fyce]

There was once a hole in the ground.
He tried to walk over it, but the Lala fell.

[Morningstar1337]

Once upon a time in Erozea, there was soo many adventurers and sell swords the city-states had to make suburban areas for them at the expense of the lower class.

Then the adventurers found out only rich people can own a house in those areas.

Now the city-states are forced to accommodate now only poor citizens but also poor adventures as well, solving none of the problems they sought to fix.

Only Ul'Dah's syndicate doesn't gave a crap.

[Lufir]

Why do Monks prefer the Wendy's Kids Meal? Because they can never finish the Triple Stack.

[NyarukoW]

Why is you can not watch video in game but watch all the videos on youtube?

See:

... Cutscenes? Unacceptable? But if you dare skip one youtube video...

[Torunya]

Titan has had a bad time recently, and is talking it over with Ifrit at his place. The hour is late, but the two slowly work their way toward a solution to Titan's apparent relationship distress.

Ifrit: Are you telling me you didn't see this coming?

Titan: I just never thought the plumes would be a problem...

Ifrit: Bro, we both know Garuda is soaring hot, but you gotta learn to say no! You have to make a stand!

Titan: *Sigh* I don't know... I still haven't told her about the contagious rash spreading all over my trial platform since our last date.

Ifrit: What rash?

Titan lowers his head and slowly covers his face in shameful embarrassement.

Titan: I've got the Dragoons.


OOOOOH SNAP!

[Kore_Hyperion]

"NOW," he says, "wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?"

I lol'd for a good while at this one.

Keep them coming. This reminds me of the meme thread =D