How many bosses does it take to bring about an apocalypse?

Just one but it requires exactly 1.0 ounces of fatigue...

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So this male lalafell and Elven walk into a bar and the lalafell says:

"I can't seem to land any hot chicks." said the lalafell.

"Oh? Why not?" asked the elven.

"Its sorta personal" The lalafell replies.

The elven then looks over and pats the lalafell on the shoulder. "Too small huh?"

"How'd you know?!" the lalafell exclaims in shock with a deep blush.

The elven just laughs and says "Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find one who doesn't mind your small size."

"I certainly hope so. I can't tell you how degrading it can be when I drop my shorts and get laughed out of the inn room."