FF 14 jokes

[Kydi]

What's a paladin's favourite dance?


The waltz, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3

[Codek]

A Paladin is approaching a bar and notices a Dragoon standing outside miserable.
He walks up and asks "What's up mate? Don't wanna grab a beer?"
The Dragoon replies "I can't go in there...Every time I do I just end up the butt of everyone's joke".
The Paladin just smiles. "Don't worry bro, I got you covered."

[X23War]

haha awesome work guys kk heres my next one

An elezen is walking thru the shroud, and he spot a GM frolics thru the meadow.
He watches the GM prance around picking flower and putting it in his hair.
And wispers to himself "I heard if you catch a GM they have to grant you three wishes"

So he sneaks up from behind run up jumps and catches the GM.

The GM smile and says "Wow you caught me, now I have to grant you three wishes, teehee!"
The elezen smile and pronounces his victory with a huge "YESSSSSS"

The GM "So what would you like, hmmm?"
The elezen "My first wish as a proud elezen must be, the the shroud is safe forever!"
The GM "Granted" As soon as he says this, a Large Dome appears and covers the whole shroud.
The elezen "What did you do!!"
The GM "Now it's safe, second wish please, teehee"
The elezen yells out "No Destroy this dome!!"
The GM looks up "Granted" As he says this Dalamud appears in the sky
The elezen looks up in horror "WHY!"
The GM smiles and say "It will crash into and destroy the dome in 3 days"
Now shocked, and scared, the elezen cannot speak, out of fear he will make it worse again
The GM "OK! Third wish, better make it a good one! Teehee"
The elezen, frozen in fear can barely mutter the words "I..I wish I had never caught you"
The GM "Granted!" As he says this time flows back to the moment when he jumped at the GM.
This time though, there was a giant hole in the ground under where he woulda caught the GM.
Quickly realising his new fate, the elezen cries
" I WISH I WAS SAFE ON THE GROUND!"
The GM yells back "No more wishes, teehee" and goes about his frolicking.
To which the elezrn replies "I F........ HATE YOUUUUuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!"

Careful what you wish for guys!

[Violyre]

I asked Jalzahn about atmas one time. He seemed to know a lot, so I asked if he had any himself. He said he did. I asked if I could have some. He said they were back in his homeland with his mother. I didn't quite hear him, so I asked him to repeat. He replied "they're at ma's house.

[X23War]

that was good haha

[Violyre]

I heard Ifrit's been flirting with Shiva. At first, she gave him the cold shoulder, but now she's warming up to him.

My chocobo has to stay naked, because whenever I put something on it, it's barding a song in kweh minor.

I like using fist weapons, but I'm a bit tired of monk-eying around.

Did you know there's a secret message board for the mobs in the game? It's a lot like ours, they complain about how hunts are unfair, allied seal sellers, and asking for nerfs to certain players.

[Amelia_Pond_Behemoth]

PLDs do it with protection.
MNKs do it in different positions.
SCHs let their partner do all the work.
WARs do it in large groups.

[Ooshima]

PLDs do it with protection.
MNKs do it in different positions.
SCHs let their partner do all the work.
WARs do it in large groups.

HAHAHHAHAHA NICE ONE

[Ruri]

Nice thread but where's all the Naul puns/jokes?

[Charmin]

Nice thread but where's all the Naul puns/jokes?

I always wondered if that was contained to our server or if others did it too? That's Naul I'm really looking for.