FF 14 jokes

[X23War]

Lets have some laughs!!

Anyone make up any ff14 jokes yet

Here's mine:

Two lalafell's walk into a bar, sit down and order a couple of drinks.
Bartender says "That'll be 6 gil boys"
The lalafell throws over a bag of gil.
The bartender opens it up, counts it, smiles and says
"sorry boys your a lil short"

*edit changed bag to bar lmao oops


Ok your guy's turn!

[Leowilde]

Haha! I particularily like the first line. Two lalafells walk into a bag.

[BillyBones]

A dragoon walks into a bar and dies because he couldn't avoid the AOE

[Chambers]

Atma......

[Waeksyn]

I'm Roegadyn and proud of it. I was dating a Lala but had to cut it off 'cause he kept sticking his nose into my business.

Credit: Adapted from a Larry the Cable Guy routine.

[X23War]

that was good wwae I liked that

[Autumnfire]

A derpgoon walks into a bar, and misses.

[Tinsley]

why are summoners never invited to parties? they RUIN everything!

[Shake0615]

So I used to date this lalafell girl who was a stripper. I met her at a friend's birthday party when she popped out of a cupcake.

[xXRaineXx]

I got 14 atmas in an hour! ................................. said nobody eva.