Time for a fun thread! Have you ever had a conversation with someone about FFXIV that has no idea what you're talking about? It's all in good fun.

I have a co-worker that sits at the exit door, so I pass her every night when I leave. She asks if I have plans for when I get home, and sometimes I say things other than "going to play games." Like tonight...

Me: I'm off to go kill King Moggle Mog XII!
Co-worker: Who?
Me: *shows a picture*
Co-worker: Aww, he's adorable! Why would you want to kill him?
Me: He's evil.
Co-worker: that's not a good enough reason!
Me: If he lives, the world will be destroyed.
Co-worker: let it be destroyed then! He's too cute!

I was also once told that I should respect my elders when I showed her Ramuh and said I was going to kill him. I even pointed out he challenged me first and she held her ground!

What kind of stories do you have? Remember, it's for only the ones that both people are having fun!