Did I break the rules somehow? Or is it really that bad?

[Welsper59]

The waving and jumping text would be my only complaint. You did great overall though.

Agreed on that. You'd really only use it so much (and in that specific style and manner) if it's following some sort of rhythm or song. I liked it otherwise. It had a lot of personal footage, rather than something that involved 99% in-game cutscenes like some others.