I seem to have misplaced my keyboard.

[Taaku]

I wonder what exactly happened to make such a phrase be implemented in the game..that and if anyone /pet me..you better be glad this game doesn't have a /kick emote.

Well, yoshi wants to add a /slap emote....so someday you'll be able to slap all those /pet ers!

[ThomasGallant]

I created a custom /slap emote macro

/em slaps <t> Batman style!
/say ENOUGH!

I think that would work, even if it's lacking an animation at the moment.

[Cherie]

I'm really glad they added this new emote. For those of you a bit confused on it's usage, I have prepared a example:

Player1: (I seem to have misplaced my keyboard.)
Player2: (We are chewing the fat.)
P1: (Are you alone?)
P2: (What are you doing?)
P1: (Beware of) (Lalafel)
P2: (Just for a short time is fine.)

[Protozoan]

Start menu > All Programs > Accessories > Ease of Access > On-Screen Keyboard ; problem solved.

[Violyre]

I use a PS3 and sometimes I really don't feel like picking my keyboard up. Yes, I'm lazy.

[Itseotle]

It's not as hard as you think.

He clearly still has his keyboard there. What that kid needs is a {My keyboard is malfunctioning. I'm going to kill you} line.

[Airikay]

Its basically a bad localization. It should be I don't use a keyboard.