Defending Parsers

Check gear? Nope. Check Rotation? Nope. YOU'RE NOT DOING 500 DPS I WANT YOU TO LEAVE.

My sides, every time.

Angered Tank willing to go slower? Nope
Angered Healer willing to dot/damage? Nope
Other DPS willing to do 250%? Nope

Nothing but anger, rage, and the wanting of the leave. Parsers are such a good tool. Reminds me of people that go door to door preaching religion and those doctors trying to force you to quit some addictions.