SE's most difinitive statement yet on parsers

[Elven]

In a game with DPS checks, it's important to know you are producing enough DPS. So, if you don't want parsers to be relevant, SE will need to remove any and all DPS checks within the game. Problem Solved?

That's not what I said, A dragoon can give killer dps regardless of your skill same with a monk no parser needed but what happens in turn 5 and they keep dying will the parser tell you that one too? Inside an FC practicing no problem but then logic dictates you don't need to use this on pugs if you're using it to train in house right?