Stories from the Duty Finder: Share them!

[Authority]

I will write mine in a bit. In the mean time feel free to type your experiences. The good, the bad and the ugly.

[Yoninxi]

Just now a it had an ifrit ex party in the doody finder. (We won). But that's not the point. We had a horrible blm, and was committed to being horrible, running eruptions into the healers, running into searing winds, dying to swipes. Yeah he was bad. Half way through our 60 minutes a fight broke out between him and another dps. He then proceeds to spam "aids" in the party chat. Finally he told the other dps to "go fight magic Johnson in a thorn bush".

When I realized what it actually meant I felt bad.

[Rhomagus]

Just now a it had an ifrit ex party in the doody finder. (We won). But that's not the point. We had a horrible blm, and was committed to being horrible, running eruptions into the healers, running into searing winds, dying to swipes. Yeah he was bad. Half way through our 60 minutes a fight broke out between him and another dps. He then proceeds to spam "aids" in the party chat. Finally he told the other dps to "go fight magic Johnson in a thorn bush".

When I realized what it actually meant I felt bad.

Speechless ffs

[Authority]

Finally he told the other dps to "go fight magic Johnson in a thorn bush".

When I realized what it actually meant I felt bad.

What does that mean?

[AyameKazama]

Question

why do DPS not switch to the bees in quarn

there have been adds that need to die in most other instances up to that one, it should be a skill you've acquired by that point.

I think you can guess what my story for today is.

[Authority]

Don't try to do Thornmarch EX through Duty Finder. I have no more words to type because my life has been sucked out.

[Silverharp]

What does that mean?

Magic Johnson has HIV. Fighting someone in a thorn bush has a high probability of lacerations. Contact with someone's blood who is HIV + puts you at risk for contracting HIV.

[Ruethryl]

Don't try to do Thornmarch EX through Duty Finder. I have no more words to type because my life has been sucked out.

I raise you an Ultima HM.. I think that was worse.

[Mjollnir]

I came into this thread expecting it to be full of positive stories and thanks to community members...

Um... mine...

I did a Guildhest on roulette the other day for some WHM experience, you know, the turtle one.

The tank wailed on the turtle, myself and the dps blasted the adds. The tank didn't take enough damage to warrant a cure. He took the turtle to the herbs, one of the dps lit it up and the 'hest was over. It had taken a couple of minutes I guess. No-one said a thing.

So yeah, not a particularly interesting story there, but I bet most of you can relate. No-one was an asshole!

[CodeCass]

Original Garuda main story fight.....25 attempts....all through DF. I've never before or since hated it more than I did those 2 days.

On a positive note: other than that one time, and maybe the odd time when I first started with someone calling me a noob or something, my experience with DF hasn't been that bad. I'd say 75%-85% of the time I get a really solid party. Maybe not the most TALKATIVE party, but generally effective. I've had more good times in DF and have even made some good friends from it.