FFXIV Jokes

[Lunalepsy]

This game is too flashy!

[TheMightyMollusk]

Just leveled machinist, saw this, choked laughing at the timing.

[Alleluia]

A dragoon walks into a bar. The rest of the party dodges. The red mage flips out.

The BLM dodges at first, but gets nicked when the bar swings back cus they had their ley lines down and got greedy.

Also, I nominate this for best joke in the thread:

A GNB and a MCH are out adventuring in the Coerthas Highlands when the GNB drops to 1HP and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head. The MCH grabs his Linkpearl and calls his static's main healer, a WHM. He gasps to her: “Our MT is dead! What can I do?” The WHM, in the most soothing voice she can muster, says: “Stay calm. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The MCH comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?”

[Anhra]

-What does the Crystal Tower and Shiva have in Common?
>Bone Dragon.

-How do you call a psychic Lalafell that is wanted by the Cityguard?
>a small medium at large.

[NegativeS]

Why didn't anyone like Xande's ideas?

He didn't have Allag to stand on!

[Avalionis]

i heard there's a Loporit who's a huge fan of the Mandalorian. apparently his name is "Thisistheway". (yeah, that sounded funnier in my head, but if it made someone laugh, then i've done my job.)

[Mightion]

I once walked into the Forgotten Knight with a pickaxe in my hand....

....and found out they don't serve miners.

(Yes, one of my first posts a few years ago was the same joke. I still make myself chuckle at it )

[Remish]

My friend asked me to make them an item. Problem is, the only recipe I know how to Kraft is Mac & cheese

[Avalionis]

saw one from a meme of the Zalera FB page.

what do you call a fake Lalafel?

an imitator.

but honestly though? if i get a group and someone cracks a bad pun, i'll crack one as well. i enjoy a good laugh as it can make the experience more pleasant IMO.

don't wanna double post, so i'll just edit this one.

what do you call a Sahagan in a suit?

Sofishticated.