A Dragoon, a Bard, a Paladin, an Astrologist and a Scholar are walking to the airport in Gridania. They take the airship and fly off.
Several yalms over Gridania the Bard takes out an arrow, throws it straightway from the airship and says: "We've got too many of these lying around when getting the crystal."
The Scholar takes his book and throws it off the ship as well. "What's that for?", wonders the Bard. "It seems the tree huggers aren't interested in lectures about living better with nature."
The Astrologist searches for his notes about the current star constellation and throws those off the ship: "The stars are lying every time someone's on the floor and tries to tank it."
This sentence makes the Dragoon go into rage and searches for something... He then grabs the Paladin and throws him off the ship.
Scholar, Astrologist and Bard look at the Dragoon with the jaws dropped. "What the heck?!", shouts the Scholar.

The Dragoon simply replies: "They're supposed to take all those AoE circles, not me or any other Dragoon!"