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  1. 08-04-2014 05:40 AM #1
    Darksword
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    Why do Paladins make bad secret agents?

    Because they always blow their Cover when things get dicey. *badum-tiss!*


    Why don't Summoners ever get invited to good parties?

    Because people think they Ruin everything. *badum-tiss!*


    Why did the Sahagin cross the waves?

    To get to the other tide. *badum-tiss!*


    Why can BLMs cross-class Physick but not Cure?

    Because the White Mage is always trying to keep da Black Mage down! *badum-tiss!*


    Why don't women want WARs in the bedroom?

    Because they run out of TP doing foreplay and their Inner Beast only lasts six seconds. *badum-tiss!*


    Why couldn't the WHM use AOE heals after the tank died once?

    His Medica License was revoked for malpractice! *badum-tiss!*
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  2. 01-17-2022 10:47 AM #2
    Avalionis
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    I really enjoyed Yda's development in Stormblood's storyline. it truly felt like she got a new..."Lyse" on life.
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    i am chocobo rider. and this is my chocobo.
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