FFXIV Jokes

[Surian]

A depressed young Miqo'te was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.

When she went down to the docks in Limsa, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said,

"Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Ul'dah in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The Miqo'te looked down the docks for a moment in doubt, but then nodded yes.' After all, what did she have to lose?

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a life-boat.

From then on, every night he brought her three miq'abobs and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," the Miqo'te explained. "He's taking me to Ul'dah, and he's screwing me."

"He sure is, lady... This is the Ferry to Aleport!"