Stop whining, bards!

Pros
1) 1st DD slot that raid leaders fill
2) cannot be replaced any non-bard DD
3) takes least skill to play
4) takes least skill to play well
5) least expectation to deal any real DD
6) Yoshi P (Wandering Minstrel) 's job in FFXIV
7) highest average DPS - across diff types of fights (dummy type, high movement type, single mob, multi-mob, new raids, farm raids)

Cons
1) lowest Dps in dummy fights (but see pro #5)
2) most boring to play
3) useless LB
4) AF look bad on male character
5) sissy type of job