Awesome! I never noticed the Better Crowned Pies were desynthable. That's interesting. They're r110 though, so that's going to be hard to desynth. My wife just bought one from the MB and tried (with a 22.5% chance), and succeeded! It gave... an Electrum Ring. Wait, what? The description says it was "Baked using Talan's own special recipe." And then we find rings in the pie, and suddenly Sweeny Todd comes to mind ("Have a Little Priest" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnnVd3wgTX0). Now my wife is shouting, "OMG! PIES ARE PEOPLE!" It also gave a Water Cluster. The important part (for us) is, it gave her 0.7 desynth skill. Not bad for an item that only costs two leve allowances.

Now to find the cheapest level 45 tradecraft levequest... Or, better yet, get them for free via level 45 BTN/MIN/FSH leves!