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[Authority]

I raise you an Ultima HM.. I think that was worse.

I will take your raise and raise it even higher.

10am until 4am - 90 percent through DT. Result? Not even once.

[Genesis-xyx]

Not one to complain, however.... Just did expert roulette. Had a tank who obviously had no idea how to tank. If a mob de-aggro'd him from my healing(which I honestly tried to avoid doing unless necessary because every other cure pulled aggro) he would leave it on me and run onto the next mob and die while the two DPS and I tried to take the ones on me down. He would run ahead while I was buffing after our numerous wipes and die. To leave a long story short it was terrible. I would have left if the two DPS in the group weren't range(I know how long ques can be). On the bright side the DPS made it somewhat humorous to the point I could stand the lack of tanking. So thank you DPS, and tank please... Just don't tank anymore .
Side note: we did try offering advice and using translator. He was obviously just ignoring us. Not sure how you get to be full Ilvl 100 gear without knowing your role...

[Skivvy]

MY DF runs are normally so insanely dull and quiet....had a weird one last night while running Copperbell (low level) for my book:

Instance starts-

Me (healer): Howdy :3
Tank: disgusting xeno freak
Tank: don't talk to me
Me: eh?
*few minutes pass*
Me: tank wants to die I guess
Tank: thre's a group finder full of more of you in that case
Me: so what crawled up your ass this evening
Tank: your mom's tongue
Me: oh yay. forgot school's out for summer
Me: Bloody moron
Tank: so is your mom's summer classes

I guess he took issue with my glamours. lawl. http://i.imgur.com/ZiUrK5g.png

Anyway, I then proceeded to let him die, and we booted him shortly after. I realize that I'm not going to come off as a saint here, but I don't feel bad at all. I am normally one of those people that will never let anyone die. Even if they're being completely rude, stupid, annoying - name anything, and I'll keep them alive. Guess he caught me at a bad time. :X

[Kienkarajo]

Was doing Ifrit HM yesterday using DF and there was a summoner with a really bad gear he tried to avoid all Ifrit's attacks without success to be honest I raised him on that fight like 7 or 8 times at the end of the fight he said please "dont rez me anymore thanks I am better as a rug" I dont know why but I felt bad I guess he felt useless since I have to rez him so many times, we managed to finish the trial and I gave him a recommendation. If you are reading this summoner, no worries and take care.

[Sully]

Was doing Ifrit HM yesterday using DF and there was a summoner with a really bad gear he tried to avoid all Ifrit's attacks without success to be honest I raised him on that fight like 7 or 8 times at the end of the fight he said please "dont rez me anymore thanks I am better as a rug" I dont know why but I felt bad I guess he felt useless since I have to rez him so many times, we managed to finish the trial and I gave him a recommendation. If you are reading this summoner, no worries and take care.

Guys like that just need a pat on the back

[Silverharp]

*Tanking Titan EX (I love love solo queuing Titan EX, it's too lolzy not to do it)

Other tank is currently tanking Titan, we get the top bomb pattern. You know, the one where all of the bombs are on Titan's half of the field and the other half of the circle is bomb free? Yeah, that one.

Everyone proceeds to run to the safe spot including the other tank, dragging TITAN ALONG WITH
HIM
Literally dragged Titan from 12 o clock, to 5 o clock, while everyone was standing at 6. Apparently the thought of eating 1 bomb as a tank scared him witless.

[Authority]

I forgot to post this.

I was doing King Moongle EX a while ago and had a blessed group. I did mess it up once extremely bad where I wasted the LB because I thought its adds were dead (phaze 3 last part) but thankfully we finished him up the next turn. Was pretty late as well after a long day of fails.

Tried to do Titan EX with Duty Finder but yeah it didn't go well at all. Usually we weren't able to reach phaze 2.

Oh and yesterday I did a main roulette and half the group was getting wiped at some point. One of the most hilarious experiences. Hard to explain or describe but it was one of those that you should have been there.

[AlrikRouge]

Trial roulette. Titan two days in a row. Both times I'm MT and say, let's one-shot this. First time, no real worries or excitement. Did last 15% in Sword Oath as two DPS kept dying.

Second one though, new WHM with 2.8k health and new tank. Everyone else overgeared. Two minutes into it, one DPS bails as two others died. Manage to get through heart phase with some raises. Then all hell breaks lose. At one point it's me, the SCH and DPS only. Through everything though, manages to get everyone raised and we beat it. Again, one-shot. Was just fun that everyone but the one DPS stuck it out.

[Velox]

I'm going to write a book about a Duty Finder group that was not only skilled, but friendly and talkative the entire dungeon run; where everyone complimented each other and made sure loot drops were distributed fairly. I'll call it "The Land of Fantasy." Sure to be a best seller by next summer.

[Baneus]

This one time, I used duty finder, and the one player was terrible. As in a terrible player and a terrible person.