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    Wulfyn's Avatar
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    Kuda Dela'mango
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    Behemoth
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    Lancer Lv 60

    Seriously...I wonder wth you are thinking sometimes.

    The quest Stroking the Haft just made me shake my head and go wow.... You don't allow inuendos in players names etc but the crap you guys come up with at times....
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    Wadoka's Avatar
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    Ul'dah
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    Eilis Tozet
    World
    Gilgamesh
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    Summoner Lv 52
    You're not from around here, are you?

    The three Worlds I regularly inhabit - Mateus, Goblin, and Gilgamesh - are loaded to the gills with players, whose names are uncreative, unfunny innuendo, and no regulation thereof appears at all evident.

    Not to mention I've seen "Almighty God" three nights in a row just lately. I feel so blessed!
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    Estellios's Avatar
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    Yoso Carrasco
    World
    Hyperion
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    Monk Lv 77
    The final Fishing quest in 1.0 was called Polishing the Mast.

    One of the quests also requested that you dance for fish in a golden subligar.
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    Player
    Wulfyn's Avatar
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    Kuda Dela'mango
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    Behemoth
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    Lancer Lv 60
    lol I hated subligar. I like the puns but sometimes with the quests its like ok.. wth ... Do as they say (ToS) not as they do I suppose.
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    ZhycranaDranix's Avatar
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    Zhycrana Dranix
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    Tonberry
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    Dark Knight Lv 60
    BLM

    Once You Go Black ........lol

    Sac Pull *T1
    lol........Sac
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    Player Gemma's Avatar
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    Saskia Sinwolf
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    Sargatanas
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    Archer Lv 73
    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfyn View Post
    lol I hated subligar. I like the puns but sometimes with the quests its like ok.. wth ... Do as they say (ToS) not as they do I suppose.
    ToS also say not to use third party software like parsers yet Yoshi came out and said he can see why they're useful and to "use them at your own risk"

    And as others have said I see PLENTY of ppl with perverted type names and no one reports them or forced to change it.
    There's a dude on my server named Harry Johnson -_-

    So yea I think the quest names are a little more creative then that ^ lol
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    ZodMel's Avatar
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    Zodiark Melchizedek
    World
    Brynhildr
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    Thaumaturge Lv 60
    I for one found the quest "Stroking the Haft", entertaining. It tells a fascinating story of a man who is devoted to protecting his territory from pesky rats and lizardmen. Now surely no one can find fault with a man who is simply wanting to perform better out on the field? Of course not. He must have the stamina to go long and hard through the thick of any battle! And those two fine ladies, so eager to polish their captain's sword. What devotion! Granted he is more than capable of polishing his own blade, he must certainly be blessed to have someone else give it a good rub. On a final note, that reindeer outfit. I was wondering how long it would take for furry's to make an entry into this game. And there ya go. I look forward to more quests like this in the future, and hopefully more happy endings.



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    Jican's Avatar
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    Jican Marquees
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    Ultros
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    Botanist Lv 90
    Quote Originally Posted by ZodMel View Post
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    You my friend are a hero
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    Mia Koji
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    Midgardsormr
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    Conjurer Lv 53
    I found the Fate: "It's not lupus" a bit amusing ... esp because of the name of the boss (It's in Costa if you haven't had a chance to see it xD).
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    OdinEon's Avatar
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    Char Landale
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    Mateus
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    Gladiator Lv 81
    Quote Originally Posted by Wadoka View Post

    Not to mention I've seen "Almighty God" three nights in a row just lately. I feel so blessed!
    Heehee I saw that on Mateus too.
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