Thread: <D:!> (aka Stardust Crusaders) recruiting filthy casuals and new players

Late to the party? Took six months to get to level 50? Stardust Crusaders is recruiting filthy casuals and new players to progress through yesterday's content tomorrow.

No experience or gear requirements since we're pretty clueless ourselves! Positive attitudes and a sense of humor preferred.

If you pooped from Zeus's head already perfect and experienced for progression this probably isn't for you. If you expect to be knocking on Nael Deus Darnus's doorstep by the end of the month then we're probably not a good fit.

If you're interested or have questions shoot me a tell in game or use that submit application feature that I doubt anyone has used ever. Also I may have a recruitment ad in the Party Finder in the evenings while I am doing my so-ronry search for the seeds of Eorzea if you have inquiries or just wish to mock me.

If you're uncertain here's our helpful FAQ!

Q: Stardust Crusaders? Really? That isn't even the best arc, just the most adapted one.

A: I couldn't think of anything better at the time and Diamond is Unbreakable is too long.

Q: Pururu Puru? Isn't that a lalafell name?

A: I'm adopted.

Q: Wait, isn't that and Elpeo Ple from Gundam?

A: You got us there. Don't try to make sense of it.

Q: ZZ Gundam is awful.

A: Yes, yes it is.

Q: You guys like Gundam? SEED and SEED Destiny are the best. Kira Yamato is so dreamy.

A: Uh...

Q: You've been around since September and aren't even Rank 8 yet!

A: That wasn't a question. Anyway, it takes time when you only have two real members in your Free Company.

Q: Why is your house locked all the time?

A: To keep the rabble out. Sometimes I leave it unlocked though!

Q: What roles are you looking for?

A: Preferably DPS and heals, but we're flexible if the right person comes along. THAT WASN'T INNUENDO.

Q: So you guys haven't even cleared EX Primals or Turn 5 yet? What scrubs!

A: Total scrubs here. Long ago and far away we used to do the hardcore progression raiding/pvp/etc thing but we caught the Johnny Casual virus. Now we're filthy entitled baddies.

Q: Why now? You guys puttered around aimlessly so far.

A: PRAISE BE HYDAELYN. THE BLESSING OF THE MOTHERCRYSTAL IS UPON US. Seriously though, why not?

Q: So you're just doing it because of the Echo? What baddies.

A: Not really, but it's there. We're already 6~ months behind the cutting edge of progression and they stopped handing out the YOU SO SKILLED AT COIL (PART 1) prizes a while ago.

A new message from our dark overlord:

<790th> (aka Stardust Crusaders) is still recruiting new players, casuals, slackers.

Q: Your FC tag changed?!

A: It does that occasionally. Now Gi Gu can be overjoyed that the 789th is no longer the dregs, outcasts, bottom of kobold society. After all a bunch, no... a handful, alright... a few yunz should qualify as worse.

Also, behold the terrifying true form of our dark overlord and despair.