If nothing else, you just have to find a gamer, and then trick them into playing the game (FFXIV) somehow...AND THEN CONVINCE THEM THAT THEY ARE IN LOVE WITH THE GAME...AND ZING! You got yourself a Gamer-worthy romance!

BOOYAH!

Of course, all that manipulating will guarantee a relationship doomed to failure, but -- OH LOOK there's a FAT CHOCOBO! ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS, HON? ISN'T IT???? STARE AT THE FAT CHOCOBO!~~



(I may not-be-sort-of-totally-doing-this-right-now-to-someone. Cough).