[Snark] Pre-emptive Complaints

[Poringing]

Someone or 3 or 7 guys who I will almost never meet again will offend me (for something that may or may not be my fault) sometime in the future, either verbally or vote kick or both. This is proof that this is a toxic, hateful, elitist, abusive, selfish community consisting of half a million.

I hereby suggest the following:

1. Make it such that before entering a dungeon, there will be the swirly hypnosis pattern laced with altruistic images for a minute.

2. Songs played by FF14 (that cannot be turned off) will contain nice subliminal messages like "be nice, be courteous" instead of semi-subliminal messages like "titan (x20)" or "leviathan (x99)".

3. All installed soft copies of FF14 will have a processor destroying virus that will be activated when a player is reported for any reason (including "I hate his face" and without any investigation).

4. Dungeon timers are raised to 24 hours, leaving will auto-activate (3).

[KiriA500]

[Elim]

What is this...

I don't even...

[Vahlnir]

But seriously...what?

[Shioban]

[Airikay]

I think its about the over abundance of topics calling the community toxic and what bad cookies we all are. And how everyone who can dodge landslide is an elitist.

[Chambers]

This pleases me.

[DefendPopPunk]

Why are you doing this

[Zhi]

someone told me i did great dps in expert roullette, i am so upset how dare he call me an elitist

[Gelesto]

it's like I'm reading 90% of all complaint threads at once

well done OP spot on