Why can't I dress in woman's clothes in the game? SE, you're denying your cross dressing audience privileges and excluding them from how they want to play the game!

Why can't I marry my chocobo? I've spent more time with him/her than with my FC! SE, you're denying your bestiality ...er, I mean animal loving audience privileges that other couples have and I can't play the game how I want!

Why haven't I been anal probed by aliens yet? It happens in real life, so it should be a real possibility in Eorzea! SE, you're spitting in the faces of all those you DON'T THINK have been abducted by aliens and making a mockery of us!

Shall I go on? Because when else is SE gonna cave to our absurd requests? No time like the present, as was stated earlier.

And don't judge me because you can't see it from MY point of view!