Objectophilia!
Inanimate objects Yoshi-P. Why does my marriage partner have to have a pulse? Beef jerky will never betray me. Pink subligar won't abandon me and lay claim to half of everything I own. You get to marry a cat; why can't I marry Petrified Lumber? My mailbox is there whenever I need it; everyone else only logs in once a week for raids. How does that keep me warm in the middle of the night?![]()
I want to marry the entire server at once. Make it happen, Yoshi-p!
I knew this was going to happen. Since this is happening, I suppose we should also have threads about custom emotes.
You know, private emotes you can only do with your eternal bonded friend of love. The kind that can only be done in an inn room or a private FC room... You know... that kind..
I support this, why should we be tied down by the real world laws of monogamy, this is a fantasy game and everyone has their own fantasies they'd like to see realized.
It's considered a felony and or a minor crime in America in all 50 states.
However some places it is legal in;
Eritrea
Egypt (Up to 4 wives)
India (For Muslims Only)
Iran (Up to 4 wives)
Libya (Up to 4 wives)
Maldivies
Malaysia (Strict requirements)
Morocco (Muslims only)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigamy
Last edited by Shioban; 06-22-2014 at 12:26 PM.
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