LALAFELL SALE! 90% OFF!

[Kerberon]

Why would I want one? They don't even have souls, just look at the beady evil eyes they have.

[Artamie]

As long as it can carry a pickaxe I could always use a couple more replacements in my mining operation. I used to have a fleet but they seem to drop like flies whenever we get too close to gold bile.

[Cyrus-Wallace]

I want the seller.

[Eggnook24]

We are NOT mostly fat. We are mostly BRAIN. See, size of heads. Beware our intellect. Oh, and shin kicking.

[Gramul]

We are NOT mostly fat. We are mostly BRAIN. See, size of heads. Beware our intellect. Oh, and shin kicking.

I'll take this one.
And a few bay leafs.

[Radacci]

We are NOT mostly fat. We are mostly BRAIN. See, size of heads. Beware our intellect. Oh, and shin kicking.

Even if the entire lalafell was a brain, it wouldn't fit a lot of intellect. If you combined all lalafells into one being...it would be Jabba Hut; lots of fat, and little brain.
There was a lala war in Halatali HM, the other day...and those bears...well...their eyes are bigger than lalafell heads...So their eyes, have more brains, than lala heads.
Have you looked at yourself? you're like a thanksgiving turkey cosplaying as a chibi hyur. dat belly and thighs, those tiny feet....
You're about as agile as penguin on land, with the way you're flailing around your arms, when you're running.
The only reason your race is even playable, is cause of crybabies like the lalafell you are, and SE needs to give you equal power to a roe, or there'd be no end to the temper-tarutrum.
Your race is the ruin of the very reason for Roegdyns existence, as muscular powerhouses. Because of your race, Roegdyns had to suffer the indignity of being reduced to your low level of strength.
Be ashamed!

[Moheeheeko]

We are NOT mostly fat. We are mostly BRAIN. See, size of heads. Beware our intellect. Oh, and shin kicking.

So are Ants, and we still incinerate them with magnifying glasses.

[joshdavis271]

I will take 3 dozen to feed my fat chocobo! He thinks lalafells are tasty

[kuikui]

What? 90% off? You are practically giving them away! I will buy them all good sir...........then resell them on the mb for a 110% mark up. Muah ha hahahaha!

[NargaHuntress]

How dare you! This is the master race! LET MY PEOPLE GO!