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    StubHub's Avatar
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    Stub Envy
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    Balmung
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    Weaver Lv 34
    This is a god damn trap. And i fall for it every time. I see DPS in need, i queue DPS. Wait 20 minutes plus. When i could wait 2 minutes for it change from DPS in need and queue as healer/tank and queue for 0 minutes
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    Deus Flac
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    Behemoth
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    Gladiator Lv 50
    Quote Originally Posted by StubHub View Post
    This is a god damn trap. And i fall for it every time. I see DPS in need, i queue DPS. Wait 20 minutes plus. When i could wait 2 minutes for it change from DPS in need and queue as healer/tank and queue for 0 minutes
    That's because it keeps the status of Adventurer in Need for a set amount of time, then changes.

    That being said, I cant wait until everyone and their mother's brother is playing Ninja, so my tank queues go even FASTER!
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    Amanda Huggenkiss
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    Sargatanas
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    Samurai Lv 93
    Quote Originally Posted by SavageWolf View Post
    That being said, I cant wait until everyone and their mother's brother is playing Ninja, so my tank queues go even FASTER!
    Faster than instant pop?
    Que pop 5 min before you even know you wanted to dive the dungeon.
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    I like frog

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    Gladiator Lv 50
    Quote Originally Posted by AmandaHuggenkiss View Post
    Faster than instant pop?
    Que pop 5 min before you even know you wanted to dive the dungeon.
    Faster than THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
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    Blake Ater
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    Marauder Lv 65
    Quote Originally Posted by SavageWolf View Post
    Faster than THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
    So fast. Once you actually load the dungeon, the future you is already in, clearing the first boss.
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    Daragust Skylles
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    Hyperion
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    Gladiator Lv 50
    Quote Originally Posted by Nayto View Post
    So fast. Once you actually load the dungeon, the future you is already in, clearing the first boss.
    Ah... good old relativistic Queues. Whats really impressive though is just as you reach that first boss, the future you is ported further forward in time to start clearing your next run for you... Its a nasty cycle though when you want to stop and all those parallel queues collapse possibly causing a singularity that sucks you into your monitor... you've been warned!
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    Yoso Carrasco
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    Hyperion
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    Monk Lv 77
    Quote Originally Posted by Daragust View Post
    Ah... good old relativistic Queues. Whats really impressive though is just as you reach that first boss, the future you is ported further forward in time to start clearing your next run for you... Its a nasty cycle though when you want to stop and all those parallel queues collapse possibly causing a singularity that sucks you into your monitor... you've been warned!
    That only happens if you touch your future or past self.
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    Elim Lovecraft
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    Faerie
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    Gladiator Lv 50
    Quote Originally Posted by SavageWolf View Post
    Faster than THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
    Wow. So the tachyonic particle does exist!

    I guess the laws of physics do not apply to tank queues. XD
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    Last edited by Elim; 06-14-2014 at 04:55 AM.

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    Hazel Mimelia
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    Gilgamesh
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    Archer Lv 70
    Quote Originally Posted by SavageWolf View Post
    That's because it keeps the status of Adventurer in Need for a set amount of time, then changes.

    That being said, I cant wait until everyone and their mother's brother is playing Ninja, so my tank queues go even FASTER!
    Yea instead of instant queuing I've been waiting about 30 seconds now for the past two weeks. That's to much of a wait. i want less than a second and the new dps classes will do that
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