Why is this game such a chore...

[Sparky]

When the game has their hand out for money from people from the southern hemishpere, and have no servers anywhere near them, then yes, it's the game's fault. Latency is dictated by distance from server. (lag/rubber-banding, etc is typically due to packet loss and distance has little affect)

The poster I replied to plays on a NA server which is located in NA yet they are playing from JP using a poor quality ISP. You propose that SE implement changes that affect the majority to satisfy the minority? Do you even realize how ridiculous that sounds? That's like me complaining that the game is too hard if I was playing on a patchy 3G connection. It's not the game that is at fault it's that the player is ill-equipped to play it at 100% effectiveness, albeit through no fault of their own.

I can picture a racing driver crying "waaahwaaahwahh make the other drivers slower because my car can't drive as fast!". No. It doesn't work like that. You either have to accept you are an also-ran until you join a better team, or else stop racing.