I don't understand...

[Foo01]

Spray the string with starch first then let it dry. This is equivalent to giving advice and teaching. Guess you can push it. Btw in your world should we close down all the schools and universities?

What if they are allergic to starch? It irritates them. You can't force them to like it.

The people that go to universities are all looking to learn and looking for advice. Unfortunately this is a game, played for fun, so it is not school. As for school, especially compulsory education (k-12 in the US), I am not so sure it make sense because too many of those kids especially starting at 13 or so, they don't want to learn, and they act just like the people you have problems with in game. But that is a whole other debate.