Best names you've seen in-game!

[Miste]

Saw a "Valkurm Dunes" in Limsa lol I think he even made his character look like the generic dark short hair hume male from FFXI
Also see a character named "Already Banned" in Ul'dah a lot xD

I remember a few from beta...
Bread Loaf
Mars Bar
Kit Kat
Snick Ers

[Enkidoh]

I saw a male roegadyn on Ridill earlier today, whose name was 'Coke Zero'. That was funny enough on it's own, but what made his name funnier was his FC tag was '<drink>'. I giggled far more than I should have.

[Velthice]

I thought my name was pretty innocuous until someone sent me a tell asking if I was a pornstar. ;_;

[Amelia_Pond_Behemoth]

This weekend I saw a player named Agnes Oblige. I sent a tell, "Unacceptable!"but they ignored me.

[Tsuwu]

From my 1.0 days:

Bwuce Wiwwis

I have an alt called Can'tstopthinkin Aboutyourdad

There's this one guy on Coeurl called Nose Miner. No sense of humor. So not sure where the name came from.
Also, Odlid Sutcac.

Our static BRD is Ramona Flowers.

Also someone named I'mnot Heals

And Looksir Droids and his companion Thatsno Moon.

[Elven]

Pug Life

I found that amusing and ingenious because Solo play isn't just a thing it's a way of life. lolz

[ArmorKing]

Some of the ones listed are so funny... love Healery Clinton and Shaquille O'heal. LOL.

I've seen some messed up ones too... like an FC member naming his choco Bigcocks.

Other chocobo names I've seen... Toiletbrush (IRL friend of mine couldn't think of a name, and had just finished cleaning his bathroom).
... Churchs (as in Churches Chicken... I lol'd, once).
... Hoarsebird (mine, I was drawing blanks and it was still during the Horsebird outrage).

PC names? Goddam Batman (or something like that), Midget Pornstar, Yolo Swaggins (not really original anymore), Bonk Bon'fuzzlewink... other random stuff.

Shameless plug -- stuff I named... Seth Roegadyn (I actually said his name like this by mistake... had FF on the mind).
... Pauladeen (one of my retainers, sells cooking tools and pastries on the AH).
... Rupaul (giant Roe female, muscular Maurader with snarky attitude).

[Dravion]

JakeFrom StateFarm

Also during beta there was a guy running around Diabolos (I think?) and his name was Im Batman. He would randomly say stuff in shout like "If I jump off this cliff I bet I will fly, because I'm Batman."

[Haoma]

To this day: Jail Bait.

[ForeverZero]

Saw someone named Heals Please the other day. XD