LOL Tank epic tips

[Auron_Wolf]

I have been playing Tank since the close beta of ps3, and this week I have been DF with some “Characters” , than have shout some of the most epics phases I have ever read, I want to share it and also hear if others tanks have recibe this kind of “useful tips” . Enjoy.

-Last boss, DPS at turn 1, after a wipe:
“Man you are a terrible tank your health keep falling to one with only 8 stacks”

White Mage at Bryflox, before last pull (I was playing as WAR)
“Good, why is so difficult for you to use Hollowed Ground?”

DPS at Garuda extreme after a wipe
“I have the hardest part, I don’t get why tanks complicated so much this fight”.

Healer in stone virgil (I was playing as PAL)
“ why you don’t use overpower if you have run out of MP?! “

DPS at turn 1 (he was dead all the fight)
“we can complete this boss because the off-tank don’t do enough damage”

And the winner of the year

DPS at turn 5, before start
“Ok Tank if you don’t act exactly as I told you, I will leave”

Cheer for this elite players.

[AmyNeudaiz]

That last one make me chuckle. I would of just mirrored what he said and watched the party lose its shit xD

[Pots_Talos]

That was silly, thanks for sharing

[Pooky_Pasha]

I once had a melee dps in Garuda Ex party finder yell at me for not stunning Whicked Wheel =/

[Clouse]

I had a whm in amdapor city ask me to mark the doors for her on diabolos. We then wiped because they never opened the doors, when asked they replied "I couldn't open the doors because the tank marked them".

I also noted before the fight that doors 1&2 would be a pair, and door 3&4.

[Instrumentality]

And the winner of the year

DPS at turn 5, before start
“Ok Tank if you don’t act exactly as I told you, I will leave”

Cheer for this elite players.

This one gets me every time.

[Zendy]

I had a WHM healer ragequit a normal brayflox run while I was on a paladin because... "STOP HEALING YOURSELF THAT'S MY JOB!" and "FINE YOU CAN JUST HEAL EVERYBODY" -->{RAGEQUIT}

[Kuwagami]

And the winner of the year

DPS at turn 5, before start
“Ok Tank if you don’t act exactly as I told you, I will leave”

I had a nice variant of this one.

DPS at turn 5 : "Do exactly as I do and everything will be good"
I did repeat every movement he made (after pulling, that is) and wiped us with a nice penta-kill plummet. We laughed pretty hard when he raged out (thankfully replaced in 30 seconds) ^^

edit :

Cute list and all but.... don't the Caduceus stacks cap at 8?

you should edit your sig. This program is illegal in regards of SE's ToS
still against ToS technically but SE made it clear that xivpads was OK. My bad I confused it with APP
(also, MY sig clearly shows that I'm using pads. sigh... such an idiot..)

[Duuude007]

-Last boss, DPS at turn 1, after a wipe:
“Man you are a terrible tank your health keep falling to one with only 9 stacks”

Cute list and all but.... don't the Caduceus stacks cap at 8?

you should edit your sig. This program is illegal in regards of SE's ToS

I do not use (what I assume you are talking about) XIVAPP, nor do i advertise (nor have i ever advertised, condoned or supported) its use. read my sig again.

APP =/= PADS

[Dinivas]

I had a WHM ask me for Protect in Stone Vigil yesterday while on my WAR.