So, I went to sleep with the computer logged into FFXIV and woke up to a turned off computer. The only thing I can think of is my computer updated itself since it was Sunday night. I tried to login to FFXIV and when the initial launcher came on I kept getting a SCRIPT ERROR and an http URL that was just some code if you tried to open it. It wouldnt let me even get to the Launcher to log in.

I tried:

Unistalling all updates from previous night, and when that didnt work I uninstalled all updates that I knew I didnt need. NOPE. I also decided to Update absolutely everything with relevance.... NOPE didnt work either.

Internet Explorer:
updating Internet Explorer 11, downgrading Internet Explorer.
lowered the security, added to exception, ran as admin, reset default everything. NOPE

Malware/antivirus/everything I could download or had already to find glitches or a virus... NOPE.

Restoring my computer to a week prior. NOPE

Changing the 0 to a 1 in ffxiv boot, then changing the 1 to a 0 NOPE

Everything I looked up and saw on the internet didnt help. After 12 hours of Memorial Day awesomeness since Customer Support was closed... I decided to bite the bullet and backup all my files onto a portable HD. I reset my computer to "WINDOWS FACTORY SETTINGS"...... NOT I REPEAT NOT "FACTORY SETTING". After it updated and refreshed I downloaded classic shell again since im on windows 8, jumped on Amazon and re-downloaded ARR.

WORKS. Just had to update everything again... ugh 200 minutes A G A I N wait time. But it worked. I spent all day trying to find a solution. Nothing, absolutely nothing worked. If youre a more savvy computer geek than I please state what you would have done, but this is as of May 26 2014 (not beta fixes). Works now finally so GL