New class idea

[Mcshiggs]

Howdy folks, I have a new idea for a class in this here game, the Douchebag.

What is the douchebag one might ask, is it a tank, dps, heals, well the simple answer is that is a little bit of them all. While not the best at taking hits and abuse, they are masters of gaining hate, their presence alone will draw the hate of everything around them. As far as damage dealing goes, anyone and anything around them is crippled, emotionally, financially, and sometimes even physically by their douchebag aura and different shouts such as, "playas gonna play, haters gonna hate." With healing, they don't have anything in the line of heals, but they do have buffs, but they are only for themselves. These buffs are obtained through numerous hours at the gym, flashy jewelry, differing degrees of facial stubble, and various tattoos of tribal markings or Japanese letters. The attire of the douchebag is very noticeable, they either wear a fedora or new baseball cap with the bill perfectly straight, worn slightly askew and with the tags still on it. Chest armor is limited to nothing but wifebeaters with no less than 2 days of stench on them. No legplates for these fellows, baggy pants only worn with an untightened belt that is doing no good to cover the boxers below. And for the feet protection, any shoes will do, as long as they are bright, flashy, and more expensive than their mount. Now you may ask what jobs could branch off of this class, well the jokes on you, because douchebags don't have jobs.

[Ozaro]

Can't lie this made me laugh... but don't belong in this forum.

[MaethusXion]

Sounds like a certain pair of stereotypes that mentioning could get someone banned...

[Kamifubuki-Yoakesetsuri]

lol
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