I have an enormous, clumsy, but very enthusiastic dog. He takes everything at a run. Before I got a wireless keyboard for my PS4, he would come bolting into the room, run smack into the keyboard cord, pull it off my lap, bed, whatever... and then half the time, end up standing on it. Cue a thousand lines of keyboard smash while I fight his over-excited dancing around to get it back.

Seriously the number of people who buy "My dog stood on my keyboard" without teasing about it for the rest of the dungeon is zero.