Official Fabul Teleporting service!

[Mattei]

also, like most of you, i have millions of gill

You forgot the end of that sentence. "Which is why Im on forums offering teleports for a paltry 30k". You get a 1 out of 10 on the make-sense-o-meter.

[alexi14]

You forgot the end of that sentence. "Which is why Im on forums offering teleports for a paltry 30k". You get a 1 out of 10 on the make-sense-o-meter.

make sure you read it all mate

like most of you, i have millions of gill. money isn't really the problem.. anema is, and ive tried shouting for teles.. no luck usually. this is a way so people don't have to shout for teles.


I'm online now if anyone needs a tele!

[totallynotme]

Hello my name is Talice Raine and I would like to offer my humble review of this teleportation service. Please do not take this the wrong way as I am not trying to offend anyone, nor have I actually experienced the actual teleportation service mentioned in this review.

And therein lies the core of the problem, because you see I have tried to apply for teleportation from this what I had heard was a teleportation service of most excellent quality and repute, but alas to no avail as there has been no response to my futile attempt of offering my gil as a customer to this establishment.

http://i.imgur.com/eXXxE.jpg

As you can clearly see in the photographic evidence above, I have tried to reach Miss Freedance without response. By now as I lay down my story in digital ink I surely must have waited at least 15 minutes but there is still no sight or sound of a reply to my inquiry.

I am most certain and have no doubts that this is a fine establishment with many happy teleported customers in the logs. I must however voice my worries as I have my doubts as to how such an establishment is to thrive and survive in the harsh lands of Eorzea without proper leadership. How is one to trust this organization when the most important piece of the pussel, Shy Freedance, cannot even be reached for a comment?

I wish this service the best of luck and prosperity and may The Twelve be with you on this journey that has started upon your initiative. I look forward to using your teleportation service soon!


Kind Regards,

[Archadius]

lol

/10char

[alexi14]

Aww, poor Talice! I'm sorry mate Perhaps I was asleep or something lol. Pm me again and you may have a free Tele Remember though, if you can't get a hold of me on Shy, you should pm Little Puppy. She's my alt that actually does the teleporting

[Scape]

I lol'd a little bit on the inside.

[Vackashken]

I lol'd a little bit on the inside.

I lol'd a lot on the outside...

[alexi14]

Don't make fun of me I'm working very hard on my teleporting service

[MuSaka]

nice idea
but I would rather ride a choco later(j/k)

[BadJoeRed]

I would like to request a tele to Camp Dragonhead, and then to Limsa Lominsa on Wednesday, July 27th at approximately 9:00 am PST. How much would this cost me? And If I wanted to look around and explore for say 10-15 minutes, would you keep the meter running?