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    Issac's Avatar
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    Mar 2011
    Location
    Limsa
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    952
    Character
    Kytheren Kenni
    World
    Seraph
    Main Class
    Red Mage Lv 97

    Petition for the Fishermen, Join the Fight!

    Hear me now, fishmongers Eorzea 'round!

    I ask of you, what good is your glorious catch if there is no market for it?! No maki to roll, no sushi to pad on rice, and no sashimi to slice n' serve?! I have seen the various stews, the various baits to mush for landing even more useless catches!

    How are we to make a living?! What fun is fishing if the bounty is dust? Oh sure my log fills up, my records grow ever higher, but are YOU satisfied with a bunch of squibbles on parchment? NO! You want to SELL your bounty! You want to cook delicious, useful food to share with your fellow man and guildmates!

    I stand here upon my rocky shoreline, my pebbled river, my shrubbed lakeside and shake my head in dismay. For I cast my line, I reel my catch, I stare down at my scalekin and WEEP! What will I even do with you, little fishie? Sell you to some soul-less sort in the markets, for they apparently love to pay us pittance for our bounty?! Shall I preserve you with my retainer to sit and rot until the 8th Umbral Era?! No, I will not accept such fates!

    Therefore I petition all of my fellow fishermen! Lay your hand to ink and pen this parchment! Let them know we will NOT abide this! Join with me, brothers! Let's make change, aye?!

    (TL;DR: I'm FSH50 and CUL50. Honestly the options are pathetic. I feel like my inventory is being spammed with useless crap. Please fix this.)
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    Last edited by Issac; 08-29-2013 at 11:06 AM.