Being Gendered Correctly

[Mcshiggs]

After much time to think about the wealth of information contained in this thread, I think we can all learn a few things. That being said, there are a few demands I have as well.

1. Do not call me Chief, I do not have any Native American ancestors, nor am I a member of a professional football team from Kansas City.
2. Do not call me Dog or Dawg, none of my ancestors were canine, and I am not a bounty hunter.
3. Do not call me Dude, I was not a cowboy that visited ranches in the old west.
4. Do not call me Sweetie, even though my grandmother said if my grandfather ate any more pie, he would turn into one, and he continued to eat pie, this was well after my birth, so there is no way possible I could have any of the pie DNA.
5. Do not call me Smartass, no matter my intelligence, it is physically impossible for me to get my head into my own anus.
6. Do not call me G, my name has many letters, calling my by just one is an insult to the multiaphacharacteristic (yes I made up this word) name that I have.

If the internet would be so kind to bend my demands, it would be very much appreciated.

[Bloodclaw]

After much time to think about the wealth of information contained in this thread, I think we can all learn a few things. That being said, there are a few demands I have as well.

1. Do not call me Chief, I do not have any Native American ancestors, nor am I a member of a professional football team from Kansas City.
2. Do not call me Dog or Dawg, none of my ancestors were canine, and I am not a bounty hunter.
3. Do not call me Dude, I was not a cowboy that visited ranches in the old west.
4. Do not call me Sweetie, even though my grandmother said if my grandfather ate any more pie, he would turn into one, and he continued to eat pie, this was well after my birth, so there is no way possible I could have any of the pie DNA.
5. Do not call me Smartass, no matter my intelligence, it is physically impossible for me to get my head into my own anus.
6. Do not call me G, my name has many letters, calling my by just one is an insult to the multiaphacharacteristic (yes I made up this word) name that I have.

If the internet would be so kind to bend my demands, it would be very much appreciated.

Here have a gift XD

[MercuryAcetylene]

1. Do not call me Chief, I do not have any Native American ancestors, nor am I a member of a professional football team from Kansas City.
2. Do not call me Dog or Dawg, none of my ancestors were canine, and I am not a bounty hunter.
3. Do not call me Dude, I was not a cowboy that visited ranches in the old west.
4. Do not call me Sweetie, even though my grandmother said if my grandfather ate any more pie, he would turn into one, and he continued to eat pie, this was well after my birth, so there is no way possible I could have any of the pie DNA.
5. Do not call me Smartass, no matter my intelligence, it is physically impossible for me to get my head into my own anus.
6. Do not call me G, my name has many letters, calling my by just one is an insult to the multiaphacharacteristic (yes I made up this word) name that I have.

Dude, no problem G Dawg my Sweetie. I will not cal you Chief even if you have a mmm-mmm-mmm smart ASS.