Monk: "Look guys, I'm the best single target DPS!"
Dragoon: "I have jumps! Let's use - SHIT PLUMES. Res plz."
Black Mage: "PEW PEW pew PEW pew pew. Flare covert Flare. That was close... these mobs almost reached me before they died. PEW PEW."
Bard: "Look how fabulous I am running around the healer shooting arrows and singing the song of my people! I still do the same DPS if I wasn't moving guys!"
Summoner: "GOD EGIS SUCK. HATE PETS. GIVE ME A REAL GARUDA /WRIST"
Marauder: "I'm a DPS class with Eye for an Eye!" - Yama 2013.

I think that's a good resume....