Can we get Crazy Chocobo's?

[Aaron_T]

I'd pay for it. I want the Chocobo from FF13-2. If it consumed Gyashi greens during a ride I wouldn't mind. Maybe give it a slight speed boost, whatever you do, what I'm mainly wanting is this music to go with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEUOOgNzOv4

[Huntington]

Everyone's raging about the song and game in the comments, always hilarious, I'd headbang to this in XIV.

[Aaron_T]

Yeah I don't understand why that song got so many dislikes. I personally loved 13-2 but the gameplay was kind of weak. Sure there were moments when doing a Paradigm Shift to stay alive felt rewarding, but all and all the gameplay was horrible. I can understand why people did not like it. The idea of time travel was good though. As a Chrono Trigger fan thats what got me most excited. But then come to find out, you really couldn't change time much. The alternate endings were garbage, and didn't feel very rewarding sadly.

[DragonSlayer45]

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE THIS CHOCOBO!?
You're loco if you think you're gonna hide this chocobo
Everybody's gonna wanna ride your chocobo

*Ahem* Anyway, I hated this song at first, but I grew to like it and just consider it a parody of the classic chocobo theme.

[RaideDuku]

This song is pretty good! Obviously some awesome fan made this parody and put it on YouTube! It's pretty funny. Definitely a good parody of the song that is done by a YouTuber who is a fan and is otherwise not connected to an actual game...

...

...wait...this was an actual chocobo theme...in an ACTUAL FINAL FANTASY GAME!? ... ...

GHAHAGG. GHHAHSHAHSHHHHAHAAAG.

...I could have lived the rest of my life happy without this knowledge. Now...now I know this to be a thing. You couldn't have just recited some ancient book of prayers to an Elder God that would simply destroy my sanity. THIS SONG RENDS MY VERY SOUL.

...

Weee hyperbole.

[Alice_89th]

I would never ride the blasted thing.

Laughed till I cried the first time I heard it, but never used the bloody beasts again because, yes, it tears my sould into pieces and makes my ears bleed.

[Austratus]

Crazy chocobos aside, I wouldn't mind something along the lines of a feed mechanic for a temporary speed boost.

[Aaron_T]

Crazy chocobos aside, I wouldn't mind something along the lines of a feed mechanic for a temporary speed boost.

Yes. I hope they release faster mounts soon and a speed boost would also be nice.
I also made a post about how I'd like to see the racing work. I really hope the phsysics feel right,
When I turn during a race, I want to feel the like the chocobo is actually trying to turn and not just gliding or skating.
Some jumping on platforms would be nice, and mounted combat would be even nicer! Have you ever locked onto someone or something while mounted? Its crying for action.