Anyone else see a disturbing pattern here?

[Elvin]

Yeah, is disturbing. Why is the adventure's guild killind those so needed beast? Someone have to eat them. Or kill them, at least...

[Nero]

Did anyone ever read the description of "Eunuch Crayfish"?

The grip of this tiny freshwater crustacean's claw is so strong, it has been the end of many a Lalafell's fingers...and more. Take care when handling.

[DragonSlayer45]

Blame the Lalafells out there who name themselves after food.

[Rhindas]

Did anyone ever read the description of "Eunuch Crayfish"?

The grip of this tiny freshwater crustacean's claw is so strong, it has been the end of many a Lalafell's fingers...and more. Take care when handling.

Yeah. Me. Go back two pages.

[Lunavi]

I order one lala please, give me a fat one. The thin ones does not fill my tummy.

[Delsus]

Thank god there are Elezen and Hyur that always on my side >

I'm a Hyur, and I regularly eat Lalafell, basic nutrition, we need 5 Lalafell a day to live.

[Kerowyn]

Where's Oxhorn to expand on the evils of Gnomes when you need him?

Like Oxhorn from WoW , who believed Gnomes where the source of all Evil I in Azeroth, it is my belief that Lalas are the source of all evil in FFXIV!

[cearka]

What do they taste like? Chicken? White or dark meat?

they taste like lobster.

[Lukha]

they taste like lobster.

No WONDER they're so popular...yum.

[Illya]

I'll take two!

I hear Roegadyns are the largest per capita consumers of Lalafells in Eorzea, but everyone knows Miqo'tes would never say no to a delicious Lalafell Miqa'bob!