Anyone else see a disturbing pattern here?

[AarinEphemera]

Thank god there are Elezen and Hyur that always on my side >

[Fynlar]

At least they aren't getting punted around like a certain other midget race. It's totally impolite to play with your food.

[Luciano_Bozzelli]

We needed this thread LMAO.... I thank you Xero.

[Aeora]

Lalamb chops Mmmmmmmmm

[Felis]

And don't forget the one leve from 1.0, Dunesfolk for Dinner ^^

In recent years, a lack of natural predators in the region has seen the number of peistes increase dramatically. To make matters worse, the scalekin are known to have a taste for plump, stout Lalafell, which they oft consume by swallowing whole, leaving the victims to digest slowly in their cavernous bellies. It is even said that the peiste's piercing howl is actually the screams of those recently devoured...

To ensure their numbers do not grow any further, the Brass Blades are seeking able-bodied adventurers to assist in the thinning of the peiste population. All those interested should, after reporting to Camp Broken Water, first collect several pieces of mongrel meat─another peiste favorite─then use the pungent flesh to lure the beasts from their lairs, and promptly proceed to slay them.

Lalafells are also for other things good

Hihine: You've returned...and in one piece! I will have the repair party depart immediately.

Hihine: You have our deepest thanks, player. I shudder to think what might have happened had we been unable to replace the rings before they completely corroded... Have you the faintest idea what rebuilding a ruined bridge requires?

Hihine: First, the guildmaster rounds up all the lightest armorers on the nearside of the ravine--and by lightest, I mean smallest, and by smallest, I mean me and my loyal Lalafellin brethren.

Hihine: Then the guild's Roegadyn are called in to heave each and every one of us to the far side, where we are to begin the rebuilding process.

Hihine: Let us just say that there is no a Lalafell here at Naldiq & Vymelli's who wouldn't willingly miss his own mother's coronation as queen of the realm if his attendance meant going anywhere near a fallen bridge.

[Akubikumo]

I personally think the Miqote need a predator. It's no wonder there's so many of them running around.

I hear in Ul'Dah's chinatown they use them for their "Sauteed Coeurl"

[i2agnarok]

[Burnunit]

And don't forget the one leve from 1.0, Dunesfolk for Dinner ^^



Lalafells are also for other things good

Now I want to check every description for more descriptions about horrible things happening to Lalafells lol

[cearka]

my lalafell alts name is Emergency Rations.
My chocobo is named DevourerofLalafells.
I have two Lalafell npcs in my house. I like to put them in the fireplace.

Lalafells are delicious.

[Burnunit]

my lalafell alts name is Emergency Rations.
My chocobo is named DevourerofLalafells.
I have two Lalafell npcs in my house. I like to put them in the fireplace.

Lalafells are delicious.

What do they taste like? Chicken? White or dark meat?