I don't care about the butts. If there was a slider when the game came out, sure okay I'll fiddle with it, options are always nice, but come on guys they've given you the reason why its not happening. You quote it right there in the OP. Stop being so obsessively creepy and in denial about a virtual butt. Its not happening and it can't happen. There are other things about the ways characters were changed between 1.0-2.0 that I'd much rather see adjusted first, like midlander females horribly girly and unrealistic running animation.