Elitists are a secret society that has existed since almost the beginning of time, they have changed appearance and names through the years, but something about them makes them keep outing themselves to the world, and they are then forced to go back into hiding once again until they feel they are needed. They have done little good throughout time, but claim a ton of it, but it is true the world would not be the same today if it had not been for these elitists and their long line of ancestors.

The first known clan of these individuals were actually dinosaurs, know as the 1337asaurous. Many people don't know but dinosaurs had actually adapted interstellar missile capabilities, and when the dinosaur ending meteor was detected, instead of blowing it up, the 1337asauri intimidated the other dinosaurs into just standing there and taking it, by saying things like, "Meteor not hurt us, do you even lift Tyrannosaurus bro with your tiny arms?" More groups of this sect have popped up randomly through history when they were least needed, one of the more known cases are the few that escaped Egypt with Moses, instead of letting Moses lead, they convinced the people they knew the way, hence the 40 years they spent wandering the desert. Other times they have come up in history have been the Spanish Inquisition, the Salem Witch trials, they were in charge of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant, one was even captaining the Exxon Valdez. More recently they have been known as Commies, hippies, hipsters, John Cusack, and now elitists.