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  1. #1
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    Delsus's Avatar
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    Delsus Highwind
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    Odin
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    Red Mage Lv 86

    A growing problem in Eorzea

    It has come to our attention that there is a growing problem in Eorzea, it seems chocobesity has risen over 500% overnight, This is a public service message to remind all responsible chocobo owners that obesity in chocobos is extremely bad for them, they will not only run slower, but will wear easily. They will also suffer increased risk of heart attacks and damaged legs.

    Please ensure you keep your chocobos in peak health with these simple tips.

    1. Ensure they eat healthily, Lalafell might look like a tasty snack for chocobos but please only allow them to eat Gyshal Greens.

    2. Exercise you chocobo regularly, when looking through the trained monsters to call remember chocobos need exercise just as much as a drake, goobbue or unicorn.

    And finally should your chocobo become overweight you should deal with it straight away, put him on a diet and start exercising him more.

    Depending on how the epidemic unfolds we may have to take action and open up chocobo rehabilitation centers around Eorzea.

    Thank you for your time, and we hope you enjoy your adventuring.
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    Ema Voilerclaire
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    Goblin
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    Scholar Lv 61
    Quote Originally Posted by Delsus View Post
    1. Ensure they eat healthily, Lalafell might look like a tasty snack for chocobos but please only allow them to eat Gyshal Greens.
    I find that in moderation, Lalafell actually make for a fairly low-calorie treat on "cheat" days. And it gives your Chocobo's feathers a nice, healthy sheen!
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    Delsus Highwind
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirili View Post
    I find that in moderation, Lalafell actually make for a fairly low-calorie treat on "cheat" days. And it gives your Chocobo's feathers a nice, healthy sheen!
    lalafell have a huge fat to meat ratio just one can undermine days of dieting and exercise.
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    Elim Lovecraft
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirili View Post
    I find that in moderation, Lalafell actually make for a fairly low-calorie treat on "cheat" days. And it gives your Chocobo's feathers a nice, healthy sheen!




    Don't fall asleep.
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    Ganth Fyrion
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    One, two... Fat Chocobo's comin' for you
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    I LIKE the fence. I get 2 groups to laugh at then.

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    I've returned! First I find pants, then Louisoix dies for sending me to the void.
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    Uni Neko
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    Hyperion
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    Archer Lv 72
    Personally, I'm having quite a bit of fun riding across the realm on a sin against nature :3
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