Yo choco SO fat..

[Snowaeth]

Yo Choco so fat, KFC been trying to get rid of him in small pieces for years
Yo Choco so fat, he makes US citizens look like they have anorexia

Yo Choco so fat, once discovered, the planet count in our solar system went up by one
Yo Choco so fat, he absorbed the black hole instead

Yo Choco so fat, that when he takes a drink, all of Eorzea turns into a desert
Yo Choco so fat, Eorzea orbits around him

Yo Choco so fat, when it got landslided by Titan no one else could fall off the platform anymore
Yo Choco so fat, Titan thought it was his gf

[Rakashu]

Yo choco is so fat Sabin couldn't suplex it.