Yo choco SO fat..

[ShinKerron]

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[6:01:08 PM | Edited 6:01:13 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, when he jumps, Titan is OHKO'd.
[6:02:00 PM] MerlinCross: werid but funny
[6:02:15 PM] Shin Kerron: Pfff
[6:02:18 PM] Dark Star: Heheh
[6:02:37 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, the server is at capacity to load him in
[6:02:55 PM] Dark Star: "Yo Choco so fat, he counts as a fifth Rock in Garuda.*
[6:03:02 PM] Shin Kerron: Oooo
[6:03:48 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, they gave him his own aetheryte
[6:03:57 PM] MerlinCross: your choco so fat the phantom train can't move him
[6:04:25 PM] MerlinCross: Your choco so fat, that's not Meteor coming down
[6:04:45 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, king behemoth would get full
[6:04:50 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, the Empire is planning on using HIM for Project Meteor 2.0.
[6:05:27 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, king moggle mog thought he was a throw pillow
[6:06:01 PM] Shin Kerron: Also props on that phantom train one Merlin
[6:06:12 PM] Dark Star: Yes, that was good.
[6:06:20 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, there ain't even room for item storage anymore
[6:06:27 PM] Dark Star: You Choco so fat your retainers are worried about being replaced. ALL FOUR OF THEM.
[6:07:01 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, you broke the economy trying to feed him
[6:07:40 PM] MerlinCross: Your Choco so fat, SABIN got a Herina
[6:07:51 PM] Dark Star: XD
[6:07:52 PM | Edited 6:08:18 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, he ran across northern thanalan and got level 50 miner!
[6:07:57 PM] Shin Kerron: Ha!!
[6:08:22 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, when he does a bellyflop in a lake, he empties it.
[6:08:27 PM] MerlinCross: Yo Choco so fat, it takes 5 turns to scan it.
[6:08:31 PM] Dark Star: XD
[6:09:02 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, gaius's elevator boss fight broke down!
[6:09:13 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, Sephiroth stole the Choco/Mog materia instead of the Black Materia!
[6:09:19 PM] MerlinCross: Yo Choco so fat, it has Demi/Gravity, ON AUTO CAST
[6:09:42 PM] Shin Kerron: Oh ho, Merlin's steppin it up
[6:09:57 PM] MerlinCross: Yo Choco so fat, it has Immune Haste.
[6:10:38 PM] MerlinCross: maybe stepping it up but I'm running out of things
[6:10:44 PM] Dark Star: Yo Choco so fat, if it used Body Slam, it's an OHKO move.
[6:11:17 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, Hydalyn looks like that rinky dink thing on a crystal challus
[6:11:59 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, it's the 5-time running world Sumo Wrestling champion.
[6:12:06 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, the allagans used it to bind Bahamut!
[6:12:25 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, Bahamut's upgrading himself out of fear of being eaten by it!
[6:12:56 PM] MerlinCross: Yo Choco so fat the Weapons are in a lower weight class
[6:13:04 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, jenny craig looked at it and gave up
[6:13:09 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, he has his own climate!
[6:13:50 PM] MerlinCross: Yo choco so fat it's Materia is the size of a basketball
[6:14:03 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, KFC has a bounty on it
[6:14:21 PM] MerlinCross: Yo choco so fat, it's Materia is called "Of the Round"
[6:14:55 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo choco so fat, it needs all the materia slots
[6:15:00 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, it's not Kefka moving the Goddess Statues out of alignment that caused the World of Ruin, it was yo choco tripping.
[6:15:19 PM] Lyon: ....
[6:15:32 PM] Dark Star: Fat Chocobo jokes.
[6:15:43 PM] Shin Kerron: Its hilarious
[6:16:10 PM] MerlinCross: Yo choco so fat, Ash thought it was a Snorlax. Granted this is Ash
[6:16:18 PM] Lyon: Yo choco so fat, it took a whole Phoenix to resurrect it.
[6:16:39 PM] MerlinCross: oh that's good
[6:16:47 PM] Lyon: :3
[6:16:48 PM] Dark Star: X3
[6:16:51 PM] Dark Star: That WAS good.
[6:17:31 PM] Dark Star: Yo Choco so fat, the Iron Ball held item has no effect when held by it.
[6:18:19 PM] MerlinCross: okay so you guys know the Poach skill in Final Fantasy
[6:18:23 PM] Dark Star: Yes.
[6:19:52 PM] MerlinCross: god I had one but can't find what chocobos turn into when you poach them
[6:21:31 PM] MerlinCross: but it was gonna be like Yo choco so fat, you get unlimited items when he goes poached
[6:21:36 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, if you used Poach on it, you'd get FIVE CHocobo Suits.
[6:21:42 PM] MerlinCross: it's one of my weaker ones
[6:22:06 PM] Dark Star: Heh...
[6:22:08 PM] Dark Star: Anyway...
[6:23:57 PM] Dark Star: Yo Choco so fat, people get Line of Sight errors trying to target enemies behind him.
[6:26:41 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, he could solve world hunger!
[6:26:57 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo Choco so fat, he's the reason for World Hunger!
[6:27:05 PM] Dark Star: XD
[6:27:23 PM] Dark Star: Yo Choco so fat, Guru sees him as a role model!
[6:28:40 PM] Shin Kerron: Yo Choco so fat, Gilgamesh uses him for Enkidu in his Ex mode!
[6:28:46 PM] MerlinCross: Yo choco so fat, that's no moon
[6:29:16 PM] Dark Star: XD
[6:29:34 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, when the Death Star tried to use a tractor beam on it, it dragged the Death Star to it.
[6:30:32 PM] Lyon: Yo choco so fat, Cloud had to use a Dodecaslash on it.
[6:33:00 PM] Shin Kerron: yo choco so fat, that's not it running, that's it having little heart attacks over and over
[6:34:58 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, Lalafells everywhere tremble at its passing.
[6:35:38 PM] MerlinCross: okay this has been funny
[6:39:11 PM] Dark Star: X3
[6:41:03 PM] Dark Star: Yo choco so fat, if he were to fall far enough to hit terminal velocity, his landing would qualify as a Class X Extinction Event.
[6:41:17 PM] Shin Kerron: pfff
[6:41:27 PM] Shin Kerron: alright, I think I'm outta fat choco jokes for now
[6:41:35 PM] Dark Star: Hehe, that was my last one too. X3
[6:42:39 PM] MerlinCross: oh wait I got one
[6:42:42 PM] MerlinCross: one more
[6:42:59 PM] MerlinCross: Yo Choco so fat, it's feathers count as bludgeons

Edit: Yo choco so fat, it broke the word count limit.