Yo choco SO fat..

[Zourin]

Yo choco is so fat it has its own parking lot at Walmart.

[Nel_Celestine]

Your Choco so fat it needs two aetherites to teleport!


Edit:

Your choco so far it's shadow is mistaken for a fate!

Your choco so fat I can skin it and get five titan sized belts.

[Wicc]

Your choco is so fat that he divebombs Twin.

Edit: Your choco is so fat that when he runs by he blocks everyone's line of sight.

Your choco is so fat that if he was wearing blue barding, everyone would confuse him with Hydaelyn

[Swishytail]

Your Chocobo is so fat not even Ultima Weapon could absorb him.

[Versiroth]

Yo Choco so fat that when Halicarnassus consumed him, she sploded.

Yo Choco is the new Halicarnassus now....

[Versiroth]

Yo Choco so fat, when he jumps, he gets stuck in the sky.

[Drako]

Your choco so fat, KFC changed from buckets to dump trucks. And bought the state Utah to open their new Super drive thru.

[Velox]

Yo choco is so fat, it needs its own mount

[Wicc]

Your choco is so fat that it filled up Rev Toll.

No seriously... I couldn't even see where I was going on Sunday D:

[Noshpan]

Yo choco so fat that when it goes to step on the scales it reads "One at a time, please."